There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar
- Yo, Harry, you&39re wizard.
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requries he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy&39s boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer&39s Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny&39s gone
And Harry&39s in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat&39s a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry&39s Godfather
I don&39t really get it either
Harry gets put in the
Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no&33
Edward Cuffen gets slayed&33
He&39s back
Harry, Harry, it&39s getting scary
Voldemort&39s back
Now you&39re a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco&39s a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can b
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They&39re horcruxes
It&39s Dumbledore&39s end
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath